You seem to love the pain I suffer Revel in my space undone Hating makes you love me fonder Envy is your pleasured fun My despair is yours, you love it My dilemma makes you free Fool, you fool, you have no other Without me, friend, you cannot be      ~ Tony Curtis
	Once I knew a girl so fair The air was bare Her hair so rare The girl I knew was there Beware      ~ Tony Curtis
	Go ahead, try to make it tougher Try to break my balls Try to get me to admit That maybe I ain't all Well let me tell you one thing, kid I've had it up and down And one thing sure you'll never see Is me when I was nine      ~ Tony Curtis