VCO brings the "Battle of the Sexes"
to the Friday Football Forecast

 


"The Tout" and "The Mouth of Motown" will pit wits and predictions against "Mystic Mona" right here every week!

 
     

VS.

The Tout Mouth of Motown   Mystic Mona
       
     
 
     

 

Mystic PICKS

     
 
 

Did someone say something? Am I hearing voices? What’s a “Tout” anyway? Does it swim upstream? Does it have something to do with that game with the hunky men in tight pants? (Sorry, that almost sounds tawdry and unladylike).

Bear with me while I re-Charger my prediction system - it’s a delicate thing you know, and one must always consider the “will of the team.” These are my top three picks for this up-coming week:

The Packers Defense was amazing last week so I'm going with The PACKERS over the Giants.

The Colts exceeded my expectations over the Saints last week so, I'm with The COLTS over The Titans

For some reason The Cowboys have roped me in, so I'm going with The COWBOYS over the Dolphins

Sunday’s Games

 

Steelers over the Bills

(I have an autographed helmet by BEN, so it’s personal)

Bengals over the Browns

Colts over the Titans

Texans over the Panthers

49ers over the Rams

Packers over Giants

Jaguars over the Falcons

Saints over the Buccaneers

Vikings over the Lions

Cowboys over the Dolphins

Seahawks over the Cardinals

Ravens over the Jets

Broncos over the Raiders

Bears over the Chiefs

Patriots over the Chargers

 
Monday Night’s Games
 

Redskins over the Eagles

 
 

Lastly, love, light and prayers with the recovery journey ahead for Bills, Kevin Everett

 

Mystic Mona

 
 
     
 
 
   
"The Tout's" PICKS
 
 
 

 

One has to hand it to Mystic Mona. She goes where many (wise guys) fear to tread! I mean how many football prognosticators of the opposite gender (from Mouth & I, that is) do you see out there in “Sports-land”.

Last week Mona went 8-8 SU, a boon to the players in the Station Casino’s contest, by the way.  I’m betting (for entertainment purposes only!) she’ll get better with age… so to speak.

I went 10-6 SU and the Mouth went 2-1, having the attention span to only do three games....

For those of you that are counting.... I came in 11-4-1 ATS using my straight up picks, even though my top plays went 1-2.

For the remainder of the season, I'm going back to a "Star system". The challenge between Mystic Mona and the Mouth & I still stands, and remember the challenge is SU winners.

There may be some out there that might want to wager a few "bob" with their friendly book, but don't play with $$$ you can't afford to lose.

To use a Hold-em poker equivalence "I had her till the last card!" In Hold-em it's a seven card game and in football there's four quarters and over-time. Two of Mystic's wins were achieved after regulation and two wins were eeked out in the last minute of the fourth quarter. But hey, a win is a win is a win! This week if they start all games in the forth period, I may be in trouble....

One of my top plays last week, Oakland, played catch-up in the third period only to tank in the fourth with a costly fumble and interception.

Another, Philadelphia, lost late because a bone-head tried to field a punt in traffic, which lead to a game winning field goal by Green Bay.

My only top 3 winner was the Chargers who as a horse player would say "ran true to form." I promise to do better with the old "Star system"... still went 11-4 ATS in spite of the above.

 
Sunday’s Challenge Games
 

Steelers over the Bills

Bengals over the Browns
Titans over the Colts
Texans over the Panthers
Rams over the 49ers
Giants over the Packers

Jaguars over the Falcons

Saints over the Buccaneers
Vikings over the Lions
Cowboys over the Dolphins
Seahawks over the Cardinals
Broncos over the Raiders
Bears over the Chiefs
Ravens over the Jets
Patriots over the Chargers
 

Monday Night’s Games

 
Redskins over the Eagles
 
These picks are rated from 1 to 5's with a point spread
         
½ Bengals -6½

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Browns  
Titans     +7 vs. Colts  
Vikings    +3 @ Lions  
½ Jets        +11 @ Ravens  
Giants       PK

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Packers  
½ Patriots   -3

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Chargers  
 

The Tout

 
     
     
     
 
   
"The Mouth of Motown" PICKS
 
 
     
 

What’s up with "The Tout" anyway? Whining about his bad luck, bragging about beating the spread when there was no spread involved, and just running on at the "mouth" in general. I mean this guy needs to get some professional (handicapping that is) help. That or go back to the ponies!!!

Jaguars/Falcons    

This is what’s known as returning to the scene of the crime. I expect a less shameful effort from the Jags and will pick on the Falcons whose season will seem inordinately long as the Vick hangover turns into a migraine over time.

Da Bears/Chiefs              

Yeah I know!!! Anyone could find this laugher; but...........on any given week in the NFL.........Just not THIS ONE, The Chiefs are truly awful and Da Bears while terribly overrated will win in spite of themselves.

Steelers/Bills            

What a good friend and I used to call a box game. Suffice it to say that there is much for the Bills to overcome in addition to the fact that they're not as good, on the road, and in mourning.

Remember don't get caught with the wrong # if you happen to wager on any of the weekends festivities. Call Sonny or Gino at G&J and stop losing games by a 1/2 a point.

The Mouth of Motown
 
Week 1
 

 

 
 
     
     
 

 
 
 
 

 

 
 
   
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