Koran 44:3, “Lo! We revealed it on a blessed night. Lo! We are ever warning”
SURE AND BIN Laden is turning over in his “kuffin” (burial cloth) now that the mighty female warrior of the Americans, White House aide Frances Townsend has tauntingly had this to say about him, “This is about the best he can do. This is a man on a run, from a cave, who's virtually impotent other than these tapes.”
She should know, she has that fancy title after all, and just like so many so called experts on Islamic terrorism, she has read the Koran and can name all the Islamic terrorist organizations around the world. She’s been watching too much TV me thinks.
And like any true expert on such mundane matters, she contradicts herself by saying, of course he is very effective in being an inspiration to all those evil terrorists who only want to spread propaganda against America. Maybe for Eid ul Fitr she can send him a supply of Viagra, after all he has several wives and a few more bin Ladens is what the world really needs, not cruise missiles—they are so unfriendly.
Needless to say the latest tape was interesting. Not only did the living-dead UBL dye his beard black in preparation for war, he trimmed it! Oh the horror! Those Taliban he is supposedly hiding out with, are going to behead him for an affront to the teaching and example of Mohammed according to the following hadith:
Rasulullah says: “Trim closely the moustache, and let the beard flow.”
~ Narrated Ibn Umar in Muslim, Hadith no. 498
There you go, the Taliban will do for us, what our good friend Mush (President Musharraf of Pakistan), our ally in the so called war on terror is supposed to be doing for us, so nothing to worry about, we are safer than we were before 9/11, if only these “experts” could tell us how they came to that conclusion.
Maybe Tancredo, Osama, er I mean Obama, and Edwards have a secret plan to strike them (who?), and should run on a joint political platform—outstanding!
Back to the tape now, all ye doubting Thomases!
Osama seemed to have facial paralysis on the right side, the distance between his iris’ was greater, his forehead slightly broader, his ears more pronounced, and that nose, well you be the judge:
Now if UBL is still alive , he must be trembling in his “chappals” (sandals) and so ashamed a “half-dressed” woman (by Islamic standards) has mocked him, even though he praised a fellow American—Scheur, whose Book “Imperial Humus” (Hubris) is chock full of data, and information, but devoid of knowledge.
Maybe Scheur spent too much time at the “Bin Laden Desk” instead of actually living among Islamic terrorists praying for martyrdom at the cost of every infidel’s life. Wonder if he knows my friend Ken, who was a real operator, down range all the time. Yes, yes, I know Scheur spent some time there, maybe even speaks a few words of Arabic and Pashtu, like every government expert and talking-head on TV, knows a lot about “those people,” but he doesn’t know them!
Big difference my friend between knowing about somebody, and actually knowing them.
He says it’s because of our policy in their lands that these terrorists struck us and will continue to do so, since they know us better than we know them. Isn’t that what he (Scheur of Imperial Humus fame) got paid to do—know the enemy?
What would be interesting to know is if Scheur knows the common thread that runs through all the murdering terrorists who are killing Hindus in Kashmir and India, Budhists in Thailand, Christians in the Philippines, Pakistan, Egypt, and yes Iraq, Jews in Israel, Christians and Communists in Russia, killings in America, England, Spain and on, and on. Yes sometimes little knowledge is dangerous knowledge, Scheur.
Maybe Adam Pearlman, a former Jew, from California (that answers it) now known as Adam Gadhan, and his fellow American converts to Islam put together the tape to terrify the American people just before 9/11, 2007, and as any of you UFO junkies can testify from the latest fake “UFO over Haiti” tape, there isn’t much that cannot be done with a computer—if only you are willing to believe it. Yes you can make dead men talk, and even do voice-overs etc, to fool fools.
Wonder if Adam Gadhan who in 1988 became one of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s trainees, knows that Mohammed was the one who brutally beheaded Daniel Pearl, a fellow Jew. Maybe he (fatty-boy Gadhan) isn’t a Mossad agent, but an American one, after all our “intelligence types” (oxy moron as far as Islamic terrorism) were able to get a copy of the tape before it was released. Do you think maybe our guys put that crap together? Nawww, move along now, you conspiracy buffs, you!
OK, so UBL is our bogey man, it makes it so simple if we can just blame him and al-Qaeda for all the terrorism in the world, then we don’t have to face the reality that it has anything to do with the tenets of Islam, look politically correct, and fall back on “But we didn’t know!”
Then there’s Bergen, typical journalist who UBL wouldn’t give the time of day, but he’s written a book so he must surely know them, declares, “Every time he releases tapes he lays himself open to detection…they are taken out by couriers from the tribal areas in Pakistan. If you can trace the train of custody of these tapes you can find bin Laden. He's keenly aware of that.”
Wow, and this is the chap with all that wonderful wavy hair and English accent that we must all believe, knows the enemy? So many Peters, Peter Bergen, Peter Jovenal, Peter, Peter…Pumpkin eater, had a terrorist and couldn’t…I forget the rhyme.
If UBL had mentioned General Petraeus and Ryan Crocker, the US ambassador to Iraq, who are going to testify before Congress on the troop surge progress on 9/10, I might have figured Bush and Mush got UBL’s old tapes, dragged his body out of the Muslim graveyard (on the way to the Quetta airport where he was buried after the CMH, Combined Military Hospital in Quetta, Pakistan was unable to resuscitate him after his fall in the hills surrounding Zhob), ordered the patriot Gadhan and his cohort of traitors to produce a “Hollywood” version of Terrorism Drama, proving the old goat was still kicking and stepping gingerly through the scree, goat droppings, and juniper covered landscape of northern Baluchistan.
Just lately someone asked if I knew a place called Quetta, I think his name was Bill, and of course he had never been there, of course! Maybe neither have I, where the full moon rises over Koh-e-Murdar (Mountain of Death) and looks south towards Koh-e-Chiltan (Mountain of Forty Bodies) what a story—where Cliff and I would hunt and hear tales of the wolves that traversed the Quetta valley in the bone-freezing winter nights, eating everything as they ran from the frigid Siberian winds that froze hapless sentries standing guard over the British Raj, and keeping it safe from the ravages of the fierce Pashtuns—now Taliban!
Now pay attention to what Bo Dietl said “…if Pakistan don’t like it, they should just move over a little bit, and we can flatten Tora Bora…”
You have to love this guy, maybe he can be the terrorism Czar for the Tancredo, Obamma, and Edwards “Unity Government.”
Who is Bo Dietl you ask?…Ask not what your country…er, who is Bo Dietl…go and find out yourself, he even says about the most feared living-dead terrorist “…this guy suckin’ on a goat somewhere…” He hasn't heard of Buzkashi, I fear!
