AFTER SEVERAL INDEPTH conversations with girlfriends of all types, I realized that most women are victims of “undercover button pushers.”
Yes, that’s what I said, undercover button pushers. You know the type? A man that leads us to believe that he puts it all out on the front porch. He doesn’t play games and what you see is what you get? BUUULLLOOONEY!
In my experience and it seems in the experience of most of my female contacts, a human male that doesn’t play games does not exist and does not walk up-right on this earth.
Secret button pushers are very dangerous men! Perhaps the only time that they are really honest is when they emerge from the bathroom and are verbally admiring their toilet expertise…ugh! and, who among us females wants to hear that? Unfortunately, we usually have already heard it, if you know what I mean, by accident.
As we say down south, “you better grab your skirt, Myrt” ’cause these guys will lull you into a false state of confidence and then wham…bam!…a broken heart!
Ladies, please listen carefully because the following advice—as Barney Fiffe used to announce—will save you heartache, heartache, heartache!
The first fact to digest is that most men that warrant the time and reason for us to shave our legs is an undercover button pusher. Just deal with it! Learn to recognize it and diffuse it. After all gals, according to national consensus, we are women and women invented the art of button pushing…NOT!
Ladies, stand up straight in your stiletto heals and lay down the law…button pushing will not be tolerated. Each and every time he tries it, call his hand in a nice way and reiterate the rules. He will get the message and if he really loves and respects you and wants to continue to put his house shoes under your coffee table, he will change his button pushing ways!
Remember, girlfriends…they lurk in the shadows of all our existence. Fluff up your hair, pull up your panty hose, hold your shoulders back and declare with determination, “I will not be the victim of an undercover button pusher!” You Go Girl!
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