"The Tout" & "The Mouth of Motown" will now team up against Casey Smith and "Mystic Mona" and will pit wits and predictions right here on VCO!

 
     

VS.

 

The Tout Mouth of Motown   Casey Smith   Mystic Mona
       
     
 
                     

  

 

 

 

Mystic PICKS

                     
 
 

It’s a darn good thing that I wasn’t gloating last week because the fates made me humble about my picks this past week. For the record, I’ll never use that Magic Eight Ball again! Only two of my three picks were correct and frankly the Steelers BARELY beat the Browns.

I also recognize and am quite aware that The Tout did choose more winning teams on his overall picks than the fabulous Casey or myself.  But there were many upsets last week (Damn free-will!), including that that Chargers really DID beat the Colts. (Damn field goals!)

The best thing about last week was that I got nifty little golden stars at the bottom of my column and the Packers went Nordic on the Vikings.

Steelers over the Jets

Packers over the Panthers

Titans over the Broncos

Sunday’s Games

 
Chargers over Jaguars
Chiefs over Colts
Vikings over Raiders
Ravens over Browns
Steelers over Jets
Buccaneers over Falcons
Cardinals over Bengals
Eagles over Dolphins
Patriots over Bills
Cowboys over Redskins
Saints over Texans
Packers over Panthers
Lions over Giants
Rams over 49ers
Seahawks over Bears
 

Monday Night’s Games

 

Titans over the Broncos

 

Mystic Mona

 
 
     
 
     
 

Casey's PICKS

 

The season is emerging as 'the time that tries men's souls'.   What in the (world) is happening to the old reliables?  Adam Vinatieri misses a chip shot and the Chargers beat the Colts? ( Oh.. the humanity!!!!)  And the ultimate cure for the Tout's insomnia: The Raiders vs. Da Bears. Who the hell scheduled that snoozer?  I fell asleep picking that one, I hope I got it right.  (Probably not)
 
Gotta' love the Pack, because Favre is reminding us that senior citizens still have a place in society and I'm going out on a limb and saying the Fish will clip the Eagles wings. 
 
Memo to Patriots: remember Dan Reeves' 1980's deodorant commercial "Never take a losin' team lightly".  Da Bills aren't too bad. 
 
49ers again?  Yeah, I know.. worst game of the week.  Two losers with one and two wins.  The problem is, they're only a couple games out of the division lead.  Look for this one to go into undertime.

 

Sunday’s Games

 
Chargers over Jaguars
Colts over Chiefs
Vikings over Raiders
Browns over Ravens
Steelers over Jets
Buccaneers over Falcons
Cardinals over Bengals
Dolphins over Eagles
Patriots over Bills
Cowboys over Redskins
Saints over Texans
Packers over Panthers
Giants over Lions
49ers over Rams
Seahawks over Bears

 

Monday Night’s Games

 

Titans over Broncos

Casey Smith

 
 
 
 
 

 

The Tout's PICKS

 

Boy I wish I could handicap football like Casey and the “Mouth” express themselves with the written word. (Don’t tell the “Mouth” that I wrote this!) Come to think of it, lately I wish I could handicap football like the “Mouth” and Casey too. And I wish I was as humble and logical as Mystic. (She’s been picking um’ pretty good lately in comparison to this stiff-reporter-football handicapper.) I’m really a college hoops, poker and ponies man in “real life.” I only fell into this because my relationship with the “Boss.” Enough of the pride swallowing… let’s trudge on.

A rare chip-shot field goal missed in the waning moments of Sunday night’s San Diego/Indy game that almost certainly would have given the Colts a come from behind victory, what with no time outs for the Chargers and less than two minutes remaining, prevented the “Mouth’ from taking the 0 and 3 collar SU this past week. As it is, going 1 and 2 SU marked the second time “Motown” has gone 1 and 2 in three weeks, leading some to believe he is only human after all, although there are a few of us that doubt even that proves he is human! I can’t take anymore 1 and 2s from my mentor and more importantly my “two bit – four bit” teammate.

We just can’t let a girl and some guy with charm, grace and obvious intelligence (none of which make for a good sports handicapper, especially the intelligence part!) prevail over two hard-core “sports know-it-alls”….

I put a little distance between yours truly and Mystic and Casey, going 9 and 5 SU, to the Mystic’s ones 6 and 8 and Casey’s 5 and 9. For the season:

Individual standings
 

Motown     18 / 6       75%

The Tout   71 / 46      61%
Mystic       67 / 50      57%
Casey       39 / 42      48%
 
Team standings
 
“2 bits – four bits”  89 / 52      70%
“The Cockles”       109 / 92      53.5%

Below find my selections to put even more distance between me and dem other guys…

 
Sunday’s Challenge Games
 
Jaguars over Chargers
Colts over Chiefs
Vikings over Raiders
Browns over Ravens
Steelers over Jets
Buccaneers over Falcons
Cardinals over Bengals
Eagles over Dolphins
Patriots over Bills
Cowboys over Redskins
Texans over Saints
Packers over Panthers
Giants over Lions
Rams over 49ers
Seahawks over Bears
 

Monday Night’s Games

 

Titans over Broncos

 

Fortunately my top two picks covered making the Star picks a respectable 4 / 3 plus four stars. For the season it looks like 27 / 20 / 4 + seven stars or 57%. Hoping to look more respectable with the selections below...

These picks are rated from 1 to 5's with a point spread
         
Dolphins  +10½

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Eagles  
½ Browns - 2½ @ Ravens  
Redskins +11 @ Cowboys  
Rams -2½ @ 49ers  
½ Cardinals +3½ @ Bengals  
Patriots -16 @ Bills  

 

Always bet cautiously, and we'll catch you next week!

The Tout

 
     
     
     
 
   
"The Mouth of Motown" PICKS
 
 
     
 

I guess anyone could give you the Colts, Pats and Eagles; but I’m not just anyone so here are some more intriguingly difficult games.

Rams/49'ers    Normally I would say to myself how can the 1 win Rams be favored on the road but I took a resolution to stop talking to myself. Ergo...............

Bears/Seahawks  Have had an upset stomach lately and love the fact that Rex has always given me stomach pains. Ergo............

Pack/Panthers     I know, too easy but for betting purposes this has major slaughter written all over it. Ergo.............

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