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You're a VCO Show Ticket Winner |
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By Zelda Lipshitzel |
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Front
row Center |
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Not
for this Yenta |
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Last
Row Corner |
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Treated like a foreigner |
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Best
seats in the house |
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Not
for me and my spouse |
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Behind
a pole we're usually stuck |
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Always
the loser, always the schmuck |
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Behind
the lady with the high hair style |
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Squished in the middle, never an
aisle |
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In
seats that squeak |
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Too
narrow for my physique
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In
front of the man with a sneeze |
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Spreading his germs & disease |
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BUT |
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There
is a happy end |
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We
actually were able to attend |
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The
Riveria's Show featuring Jay White |
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Much
to our amazement & delight |
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Seated dead center, first row |
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We won
a contest from VCO |
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