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Tis the season to give a holiday tip
There is no right, wrong or script
Give what you can afford
And next year you'll likely be
ignored
But if you go overboard
And give a huge monetary reward
You'll like be adored
And treated like a Lady or Lord
Don't take a chance
With this type of finance
If you want to look debonair
Handsomely tip the one who cuts your
hair
Give a lot of cash
To the one who takes away your trash
If you don't want your mail delivery
to worsen
Take excellent care of your mail
person
If you don't want your daily LVRJ
To go astray
Tossed onto your neighbors lawn
Early in the dawn
You better give out the Jackson or
Grant
You gotta, don't even think you
can't.
To the person who cleans your home
Washes the floors and cleans the
chrome
Give a bonus of two days pay
A week before Christmas Day
Service people you don't want to
provoke
Even though you'll wind up broke
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