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I don't have the mind |
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To be mechanically inclined |
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My car clock is still on
daylight savings time |
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I don't know how to change
it.. not such a crime. |
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My cell phone is a combat
zone |
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It freezes up for reasons
unknown |
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The sound gets weaker and
weaker |
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Then suddenly it's on
speaker |
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I persevere and try to hear |
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Pressing it against my ear,
Oy vay iz mir. |
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It's ring sounds like all
the others |
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I can't tell if it's mine or
anothers |
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My granddaughter changed my
ringtone to something clever |
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Something that made it's
ring unique so whenever |
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My phone rings, I know it's
mine. However, |
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All heads turn when it
blasts The Stars & Stripes
Forever. |
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I was never able to chew gum
and walk |
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Now I can't walk and on the
phone talk |
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If I'm driving I have to
pull to the side |
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If I'm walking I have to
stop mid stride |
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At home I still use a corded
phone |
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To talk I need to be seated
on a chair or throne |
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My VCR is brand new in box
and ten years old |
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On Ebay it was just sold |
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Never used, never out of
it's box |
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Knew this thing I could
never outfox. |
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But now I've got a bigger
fish to fry |
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I could absolutely just cry. |
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My daughter turned out to be
a traitor |
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Just bought for my car a
navigator. |
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Doesn't anyone around me get
it? |
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I'm a mechanical dimwit. |
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