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Go all
the way to the bottom past the pictures. I think you'll enjoy it. Whomever wrote
this, described childhood to a T. Hope you enjoy it.









Black and White
(Under age 40? You won't
understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as
far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, 'Good Night, David. Good Night,
Chet.'
My Mom used to cut chicken,
chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no
bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.
My Mom used to defrost
hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school
sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice-pack
coolers, but I can't remember getting e-coli.
Almost all of us would have
rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring),
no beach closures then.
The term cell phone would
have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.
We all took gym, not PE ..
and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym)
instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built
in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened
because they tell us how much safer we are now.
Flunking gym was not an
option even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.
Speaking of school, we all
said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school
caught all sorts of negative attention.
We must have had horribly
damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school
nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.
I thought that I was supposed
to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.
I just can't recall how bored
we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable
stations.
Oh yeah .. and where was the
Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been
killed!
We played 'king of the hill'
on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom
pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it
didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.
Now it's a trip to the
emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and
then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious
pile of gravel where it was such a threat.
We didn't act up at the
neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked there and
then we got our butt spanked again when we got home.
I recall Donny Reynolds from
next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he
fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead,
she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood
run amuck.
To top it off, not a single
person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How
could we possibly have known that?
We needed to get into group
therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many
societal ills that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking
Prozac! How did we ever survive?
LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED
THIS ERA, AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T; SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT
FOR ANYTHING.
Pass this to someone and
remember that life's most simple pleasures are very often the best.
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