The Week Before Halloween

 

Abduction Update

 

It is official. "Midnight" the black cat that turns demonic after a paw petting (see previous blog) was kidnapped on Saturday, Oct. 18 from Lady Pink's Spook Palace. The following ransom was received by Doralee Rae (aka Lady Pink) on Monday, Oct. 20.

 

PuT $3.80 woRth of Unmarked caNdy in a papeR bag and leave it with Bruiser the doorman at the Pussy Cat Dolls Lounge.If Bruiser eats the ransom or iF you call the coPs The cat gets it!!!

 

The ransom was dropped off at Caesar's Palace, where many of the gals who were in the vicinity of the crime when it happened, had gathered for a poker tournament. With the $3.80 worth of unmarked candy in a Halloween gift bag was dropped off, with it was a note that read:

 

Dear Pussy Cat Bandit,

I tried to deliver this ransom to Bruiser the Bouncer at the Pussy Cat Dolls Lounge, as directed. however, Bruiser had to leave his job due to complications caused by fur balls. I am giving this ransom to "Suie Two-Cards" to set up a new drop off. I believe that Susie Two-Cards knows where the likes of you hang out (but I am not accusing her of anything!) Please be careful of my cat, "Midnight". He has a tendency to get run down (if this happens, please change his batteries.) He doesn't like his paws messed with, It can really set him off! Lady Pink is Blue until she gets her Midnight back!

 

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The "Midnight" Saga Continues!

 

The following report is from a party who could be the guilty party as she was at the Boo Party and she does like to party.

 

I have a suspect(s)? I put 007-Tux on the prowl. He is one of my best agents for the Furrier the Better Club. This is a private under cover agency specializing in finding lost or CatKnapped pussys. He is always dressed in a tuxedo to fit in at any posh club and blends well into the night as not to be hounded.

 

The following is his account of the evening in question as I received a cat-call from him at 9:27 PM Oct 19, 2008.

 

9:07 PM ~007-Tux saw Lady Pink at the ransom drop in Ceasar's . He knew it was her due to her purrfection of pink attire holding what appeared to be the ransom

bag.

 

9:08 PM ~ He wanted to console her but he didn't think it was the purrfect time to approach her. She seemed troubled as Bruiser was not where he was supposed to be.

 

Earlier..........

 

8:57 ~007-TUX observed Bruiser the doorman on his supposed "fur ball" break. That was not the case. He met with a mysterious person in the Race Book who passed Bruiser a rather large bag that appeared to move! Do you think perhaps Midnight was in the bag?

 

He said the only thing he could see about the bag person was a small black leather cap with short black hair at the neck- worn tilted back on a 5'4"-5'6" medium frame, black leather jacket and an orange and black scarf. He said that it appeared to him that the bag person also wore glasses. He couldn't quite make out the facial features as the suspect was too far away.

 

When he pawed the area for some trace of evidence he found several 3-4" blonde hairs. He suspects there may be an accomplice. Maybe the mastermind of the two.

 

But as he tried to get closer he was blocked by a race book enthusiast who hollered "go donkey go!". In the commotion the bag person mysteriously vanished into the crowds of unsuspecting tourists.

 

I will report more later once we have the suspect(s) trapped!

 

Please be assured we are on the tail....ooops trail!

Rowena Sniffen

 

(note from Susie i - I was not the mastermind, I swear! Also, FYI Tux is Rowena's rather heafty black cat with perfect white tuxedo looking trim. This mystery will be solved!)

 

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The Plot Thickens

 

The following email was received by Lady Pink

 

They left me untied last night and one of them left their laptop on. I hope I have enough time to e-mail you and tell you that I am all right. My ordeal is almost over now.

 

The ransom bag was left next to me and I noticed a little blinking light. I am guessing Lady Pink has put a homing device in with the bag. I know it is just a matter of time.

 

They drugged me last Sunday and stuffed me in a colorful bag. I was frightened, as they blind folded me and tied my paws. I could hear laughing as I heard them plot what was to happen next. They were taking pictures of me, I am guessing this was part of a ransom note, again more laughing.

 

One morning, another cat untied me and took the blindfold off. She was an unusual Kitty, bushy blond hair, about 17 lbs, very cute, and she liked to wear a scarf. They called this cat "Bette" She told me she was kidnapped 12 years ago and has been very happy, but was appawed with this recent Kat Napping. (She may just be jealous because I am so cute and talented.)

 

They are afraid now as it appears 007-Tux is on the case. I'd like to meet him someday.

 

I believe Susie Two-Cards is the mastermind one of the group. I believe Hermie the Heister is an innocent bystander and should be free of any prosecution. I can hear noises. I think it is the blond cat, Bette going out a two way door. She goes outside to do something. By the way I never see the blond cat use the litter box. When you rescue me please, bring my litter box with you as I have been holding since Sunday. Can't wait to See you Mother Lady Pink,

 

Your beloved,

Midnight

 

http://www.yourpussyisintrouble.com

 

I received a package in the mail. When I opened it, there was a note: "Susie Two-Cards, I am returning the ring I borrowed from you. Just want to let you know that this is what happened to the last chump that messed with Brusier and me. She is now having to use the "Peck" method while on her computer. WE WANT MIDNIGHT

Back ... or else!"

 

I dug deeper into the package and screamed (with a bit of laugher mixed in) -- it was my ring on a severed finger (I believe it was a lady finger, but I got the message!)

 

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Yikes!

 

They are using my blog to plot against me!

 

Dear Ms. Sniffen,

 

I am so happy to hear that your firm is on the case. I have hear that your agency is "the cat's meow" when it comes to retrieving lost or stolen feline friends. I never truly knew what a tough town Las Vegas is until now! Now I know no ones pussy cat is safe in this town. I don't know if your agency is aware that Bruiser is working for me now. He is really messed up, but we are getting him help. He is one tough COOKIE!!!! We have sent "Susie Two Cards" a token sample of just what a tough Cookie Bruiser is.

 

Ms. Sniffen, I am new to Las Vegas, so I do not know all the big players, but from your description of the bag man, look into the where abouts of "Hermie the Heister" during the time in question. I understand that she is of dubious character although the public thinks she is of high morale standards. If all goes well "Susie Two Cards" has everything in hand and I should have "Midnight " back in my arms very soon.

 

If you come across any more information about this case, please feel free to call or e-mail me at any time.

 

Sincerely,

Lady Pink

 

(FYI from Susie Two-Cards: I am getting scared. This started out as a joke. Today, I received a bloody finger in the mail! With a ring on it that Lady Pink had borrowed from me. The note stated: This is what happened to the last chump that messed with Bruiser and me. She is now having to use the "Peck" method while on her computer. We want Midnight back ... or else: Signed, Lady Pink and Bruiser.)