Let's turn over the microphone to legendary boxing announcer Jimmy Buffett:

 

"THE WINNER.....AND STIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UUUNNNNNDDDEFFEEEEEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!"

 

Summerlin Arbors.

 

Yesterday's results:   Sumerlin Arbors 4  DTC #3   1

 

#1 Singles:  Summerlin Arbors Tightrope Walker defeats Andrew Lanfear  6-4, 6-2

 

#2 Singles:  DTC #3 Rap Rapko Defeats Double "K" 7-5,6-7, l-0 (breaker score was ll-9)

 

#1 Dubs: Summerlin Arbors Pit Bull Bill/Double "A" defeat Mike Holcomb/Steve Francis 6-0 (Bagel with cream cheese), 6-3

 

#2 Dubs:  Summerlin Arbors Van Goh/E GAD defeat John Rodrigues/Bruce W. 6-4, 6-4

 

#3 Dubs:  Summerlin Arbors ZZ Scott/Joltin' John E. defeat Blair Sanders/Ryan Mitchell 6-4, 6-2

 

We remain THE ONLY UNDEFEATED 4.0 team.  There are l6 teams.  Several other teams  with the best records have two losses!!!!

 

Great news that ZZ Scott won his rookie debut match.  His agent called me today demanding to renegotiate his signing bonus, and stated unequivocably that ZZ Scott deserves a no-cut contract.

 

Joltin' John won his premiere match of the season.  For his personal protection a paramedic, a nurse, an ambulance, a difibulator and cardiac specialist was courtside.

 

E GAD won his first match of the season teaming up with Van Goh.  So it was:  Goh/Gad.  I cannot make these things up guys?  Or should it be Gad/Goh?????  Let's ask the American Idol viewers to decide???

 

Some highlights.

 

Van Goh is STILL undefeated. The Tightrope Walker is still undefeated. Pit Bull Bill is undefeated. Rippin' Rey (who did not play) is still undefeated.

 

For those of you wonder wehre Rippin' Rey was, he flew to Manila with Pac Man Pacquiao to film a tv commercial for Trojan condoms.

 

Also, ZZ Scott signed for a series of national tv commercials with SCOTT TISSUE.

 

Rocket Rick did not play yesterday.  He decided to jet to Houston, Texas to become an astronaut.

 

Kudos to Double "K".  He truly has been snakebit the past three singles matches.  He lost all three on third set tie-breakers.  I just bought him a l4 foot Python Snake to use as his good luck charm.

 

NEXT MATCH:  Red Rock Country Club/All Matches at l p.m.

 

Get your grind on this week.

 

All of us have bullseye targets on our backs.  Every other team in the city wants to beat us.

 

 

Keep serving up those aces.

  

Lastly, are the Pit Bull Bill/Double "A" on FIRE lately???  Those guys are on a huge roll.