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The judge read from
the tort |
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The judge kept it
short |
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The judge issued his
report |
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Your divorce is
final says the Clark
County Court |
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You'll get no
alimony, you'll get
no support |
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His ruling I wanted
to thwart |
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My marriage he was
about to abort |
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From my mouth came a
disrespectful snort |
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Now my life I would
have to sort |
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I no longer will
have a husband, an
escort |
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I gave it my best
and fought and
fought |
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For a little alimony
but not to extort |
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He could've been a
better sport |
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But as a mench he
always fell short |
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So now I'm off to my
favorite Vegas
resort |
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To drown my sorrows
in a quart |
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A hard liquor of
some sort |
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Before I prepare for
the appeals court |
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