The
Very Sexy Peepshow at Planet Hollywood, Embedded Art, The Repugnant
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, NASA’s LCROSS to bomb the moon, My
Movie Theater Brawl, and more…
EMBEDDED ART:
Art
in the Name of Security was
anexhibition presented by the Akademie der Künste and 'Künstlergruppe
BBM' from 24th January to 22nd March 2009 in Berlin, Germany.
Artist Moritz Reichelt’s series of five paintings weretitled
"Peace activists turned into war profiteers". Thankfully, my husband,
the subject of one of the paintings, has a sense of humor and is a fine
art lover. Congratulations John!
For
EMBEDDED ART, the curators commissioned international artists to respond
to the current global situation. The diverse works focused on the
conflicting fields of terrorism and terror, security and control.
Broadly speaking, the artists were asked to explore
the
subject in the following three ways: investigating the validity of 'new
threats', the predominantly technical reactions to these threats, and
their resulting impact on society. Our dear friend, Jim Channon, is the
subject of the “green” painting.
How
many people are subjects of a fine art painting? As far as I am
concerned, this outclasses any other tribute John has received. And he
has gotten many prestigious awards and accolades. Now he’s joined the
ranks of other notables such as Thomas Gainsborough’s Blue Boy,
Picasso’s Dona Maar,and
Diego Velázquez’s The Infanta Margarita!
John’s painting was sold toan art and design dealer. I do not
know how much the painting sold for, but according to the formula used
by the art market, paintings are priced according to their format and
the artist’s personal value key. It is possible to value art by adding
the width and height of a painting (in cm) and multiplying it with an
artist’s personal key. Don’t forget the gallery’s usual 40%-50%
commission.
The War of the Worlds Begins on October 9.
Supposedly,
NASA’s LCROSS mission is a search for water on the moon. The LCROSS
mission is going to do this by sending a rocket crashing into the moon
causing a big impact and creating a crater, throwing tons of debris and
potentially water ice and vapor above the lunar surface. This impact
will release materials from the lunar surface that will be analyzed for
the presence of hydrated minerals which would tell researchers if water
is there or not. However, some people are worried that the NASA moon
bombing violates space law and may cause conflict with lunar
extraterrestrial civilizations!
Woe
to us if the alien moon squatters retaliate!
The
planned
October 9, 2009 bombing of the moon by a NASA orbiter that will bomb
the moon with a 2-ton kinetic weapon to create a 5 mile wide deep crater
as an alleged water-seeking and lunar colonization experiment, is
contrary to space law prohibiting environmental modification of
celestial bodies. The NASA moon bombing, a component of the
LCROSS mission, may also trigger conflict with known (or unknown)
extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon, if, in fact, there is an
extraterrestrial base on the dark side of the moon.
If the true intent of the LCROSS mission moon bombing is a hostile act
by NASA against known extraterrestrial civilizations and settlements on
the moon, then NASA and by extension the U.S. government are guilty of
aggressive war which is the most serious of war crimes under the U.N.
Charter and the Geneva Conventions, to which the U.S. is subject.
Movies This Week
Cheri (YES)
Prey (YES)
Away We Go (NO, NO)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (NO, NO)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Needless to
say, this review, posted on Rottentomatoes.com, caused a fan outrage.
You decide.
I hated every 149 minutes. This is so bad it’s immoral.
Michael Bay is a time-sucking vampire who will feast off your lost time.
This is why the movie is so long. This movie is terrible. Because there
is no story, I’m just going to enumerate just 20 of the 149 things that
were horribly wrong with “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”.
(1) There is no story; (2) The parents are embarrassing
slapstick cartoons; (3) Megan Fox keeps her clothes on; (4) Michael Bay
fixed Ben Affleck’s wonky teeth but keeps Shia
LaBeouf’s wonky nose; (5) Steve
Jablonsky's music score steals from “The Dark Knight.” The music
is horror movie ominous while the action is silly;(6) The only dialogue
not lifted from
other movies was “I’ll be back.” (7) The Decepticons and
Autobots destroy The Great Pyramid of Khafre at Giza, and The Temple
Complex of Karnak in Thebes. They poop on The Sphinx. The Autobots
damage The Treasury in Petra, Jordan. (I was sent Bay’s scribbled napkin notes for Transformers
3. He plans on destroying The Rock of the Dome Mosque, The Church of the
Holy Sepulchre and, for good measure, the entire town of Bethlehem.) (8) Did I really hear an Autobot say: “Ah-ah, I know what
you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only
five?"; (9) The thingie Sam (Shia LaBeouf) is
looking for is called “The Matrix.” We’ve heard that one before.
Couldn’t the writers come up with something original?; (10) Optimus
Prime still doesn’t have a personality; (11) I did like the obvious
homoerotic subplot between Leo (Ramon Rodriguez) and Simmons (John Turturro); (12) Rainn Wilson overplays the fool; (13) Megan Fox
doesn’t act, or need to. At least she has a sense of humor about it.
At 23 years old, Fox has 10 years before she is expected to
deliver a performance. She is a plastic surgery masterpiece. She is
gorgeous.
How much did that lip lift, breast implants, facial
resurfacing, nose job, and liposuction cost her benefactor? And a
Bull-Horn Lip Lift or the Gull-Wing Lip Lift
(procedures that allow for more upper tooth to show when the lips are
slightly parted) looks lousy unless you have a full set of ultra-white
veneers. A veneer costs $2,000 or more per tooth. Even in Mexico!); (14) The
Autobots use naughty language! How daring! Will children be able to
handle it without counseling?; (15) The
Decepticons have submissive slaves and the Autobots serve humans.
How creepy is this?; (16) Bay may make another blockbuster at the box
office, but after the screenings, will he still have fans?; (17) When I
finally realized the Decepticons wanted to destroy our sun, I wanted
them to; (18) I liked Alice (Isabel Lucas). Clearly she was cast to keep
Megan Fox in her submissive, but mouthy, place; (19) What the hell was
Starscream?; and finally, (20) The battle
scenes sucked.
A critic colleague: “Do you think Michael Bay f**ked Megan
Fox? Me: “Plenty. And, by binding contract, all his fat, rich old
buddies too. At least that is how I would cast my movies.”
Unlike Kelly Monaco, Holly is performing her
finale topless. And Holly is not coy or demure. I am surprised Monaco
accepted introducing PEEPSHOW and would not go topless. All 14
dancers are topless.
Josh Strickland is PEEPSHOW’S fantastic male lead
singer. He is phenomenal! And who was that black dancer/singer who
performed full-out? Who was the sensational poll dancer?
http://www.lasvegaspeepshow.com/cast
All the singers and sexy male and female dancers were
terrific. The bath pieces were very clever!
Just a suggestion for Jerry Mitchell: Why not have Holly
dance the Paso Doble instead of awkwardly standing around? She
did deliver at the end of the show what the audience was waiting for
from her. It was the very least she could do. That said, Holly has set
the bar for the next celebrity star of PEEPSHOW.
While Holly’s published measurements are 36D-23-35 and she
claims to be 5-foot-7 (or 5-foot-5 or 5-foot-4), she looked very small,
tiny, and no more than 95 lbs. I was sitting in the second row past the
VIP tables.
Holly will be performing for three months in
PEEPSHOW.
(Because of the dangers of taking ayahuasca while on an SSRI, I have
stopped taking my beloved Zoloft.) Everyone I come in contact with is
warned, or, it’s my new excuse. I had a physical altercation with a
crystal meth lesbian ex-con at the screening of “Away We Go”. I had a
bitch fight with a woman, and I use that gender term loosely, who was
sitting a few seats away from me.
She
did that gorilla-thug gesture (expanding her chest and pounding on it):
"You want a piece of this?"
My
fight was 100% better than the movie.
After we exchanged several words during the movie, and my looking over
at her several times, I kept hearing her talking about what I bitch I
was. I tried telling John: “That woman wants to start a fight with me”
but he couldn’t hear me. She made one of those sudden moves you see on
“The Jerry Springer Show”, I screamed and jumped up. I said loudly I
would have her thrown out. “Go on. Try and have me thrown out.”
John
woke up from sleeping and put his foot up to stop her from throwing her
full weight on top of me - all 200 raw pounds of her. I ran out to get
the manager. The staff are all my friends since I am there every damn
night, so Brenden Theater’s manager came in, stopped the movie, the
lights went up, and made an announcement. The thug raised her hand,
stood up and said, “Yeah, it was me!” She ran to the front of the
theater and was going to be arrested. The police were there earlier
because some people were trying to pass off free promotional screening
tickets they had brought outside to see “Transformers” in IMAX! The
manager decided not to involve the police twice in one night.
Gorilla Woman is banned from the Palms property.
This
all started because I was talking to her boyfriend (and he was
definitely pleased with the attention). I was asked if I wanted casino
security to take us to our car. The audience applauded after it was
over! Now I’ll have to troll the waiting line looking out for her. And
I’ve only been medication free for 2 weeks!
HBO’s Hung Contest.
Vote
for my ad!
http://www.pimpray.com/ Help me win $10,000 so I can go to Africa
and be initiated in a Voodoo cult! I promise video!
All
you have to do is vote for Victoria’s ad for Ray! How many times can I
vote for myself? I need your help!
After “True Blood” HBO premiered “Hung” starring Thomas Jane. I love it!
Thomas Jane finally has a hit though I have liked him ever since “Deep
Blue Sea”. But what happened to the great villain Gregg Henry? He’s in
the first 2 episodes of “Hung”. After creating evil Val “Hubba, hubba,
hubba” Resnick in “Payback”, what happened?
Henry has let himself go! He’s fat and bald.
Thomas
Jane plays Ray, a struggling middle-age high school basketball coach
whose wife leaves him and marries a dermatologist, his house burns down,
and he has two fat children. In order to make ends meet, he realizes he
has only one asset he can market, his big penis.
Desperate for a solution, Ray signs up for an entrepreneurship seminar.
The leader urges everyone to identify their winning tool in order to
come up with a million-dollar business. Tanya, who Ray had a previous
fling with after her "Poet in the Schools" visit to his history class,
shows up to the seminar, and they reunite for a second encounter at her
place. Despite Ray's impressive endowment, the chemistry between them is
lacking, and when things go south, she insults him: "Go market your
dick!"
Intrigued by Tanya's suggestion, Ray ends up placing an ad in the paper
for his services as "Big Donnie." When Big Donnie's first client rejects
him, Ray's back to square one. Tanya finds Ray in his tent later that
night and offers to be his pimp.
http://www.hbo.com/hung/
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the
subject in the following three ways: investigating the validity of 'new
threats', the predominantly technical reactions to these threats, and
their resulting impact on society. Our dear friend, Jim Channon, is the
subject of the “green” painting. 
Supposedly,
NASA’s LCROSS mission is a search for water on the moon. The LCROSS
mission is going to do this by sending a rocket crashing into the moon
causing a big impact and creating a crater, throwing tons of debris and
potentially water ice and vapor above the lunar surface. This impact
will release materials from the lunar surface that will be analyzed for
the presence of hydrated minerals which would tell researchers if water
is there or not. However, some people are worried that the NASA moon
bombing violates space law and may cause conflict with lunar
extraterrestrial civilizations!
other movies was “I’ll be back.” (7) The 
Unlike Kelly Monaco, Holly is performing her
finale topless. And Holly is not coy or demure. I am surprised Monaco
accepted introducing PEEPSHOW and would not go topless. All 14
dancers are topless.
After we exchanged several words during the movie, and my looking over
at her several times, I kept hearing her talking about what I bitch I
was. I tried telling John: “That woman wants to start a fight with me”
but he couldn’t hear me. She made one of those sudden moves you see on
“The Jerry Springer Show”, I screamed and jumped up. I said loudly I
would have her thrown out. “Go on. Try and have me thrown out.” 
Vote
for my ad!
Thomas
Jane plays Ray, a struggling middle-age high school basketball coach
whose wife leaves him and marries a dermatologist, his house burns down,
and he has two fat children. In order to make ends meet, he realizes he
has only one asset he can market, his big penis. 
