July - December 2009

 
     
 
     
 

*New*

 

A Most Amazing Day

July 20, 1969

By: Nannie Banannie

nom de plume

 

 

As time passes memories fade and facts unwittingly become distorted. For the last 40 years I have done everything within my power and beyond to 'memory proof' MY July 20, 1969.

 

It was a hot summer day, much like any other Sunday in July when my husband and I took our 4 year old daughter to Flushing Meadow Park, the sight of the 1964/1965 New York World's Fair.  In addition to row boating on the man-made lake we also rented a four-wheeled surrey bike taking advantage of the many bicycle paths throughout the park. After enjoying our delicious picnic lunch, we heard about a free show for children about to start in one of the pavilions.  Running as fast as we could, with a 4 year old in tow, we arrived only to find the arena filled to capacity. A kind bespectacled door person ushered us to 3 seats in the first row which he said was reserved for 'the press.'

 

So there we sat waiting, for what seemed forever, for the show to begin. At last curtain up, applause, music and an elaborately costumed cast of clowns appeared. Our daughter's mouth dropped, her eyes doubled in size as she sat mesmerized by what unfolded less than 3 feet in front of her.  During intermission a CBS television crew appeared 'from nowhere' kneeling in front of us and interviewing my daughter for her opinion of the show thus far. The television crew also engaged my husband in a little conversation. When the 'interview' was over, we were informed that this segment would be on CBS Evening News at 6 PM.

 

We called everyone we knew to tune into CBS to watch. My in-laws drove over to our house so we could watch as a family. (Remember, this was long before VCR's). The CBS anchor said, “A beautiful Sunday for a picnic and children's magic show at Flushing Meadow Park.” “Here's the tape of our conversation with a precocious 4 year old girl and her dad.” 

 

It was the very next moment that our hearts sank. “We interrupt this program for news about the Apollo Lunar landing with Walter Cronkite.”  There are no words to describe the disappointment that followed. We were bumped.

 

That is MY unembellished and still quite vivid memory of the day Apollo landed on the moon.

 

My story has become compelling as shortly after the moon landing preempted my daughter's interview, my husband, her dad passed away. My daughter, now 44, has, from time to time verbalized that she would have liked to know what her father's voice sounded like. (Those were the days of silent 35MM film on home movie cameras).Several times over the last 40 years, I've tried to track down the footage from CBS archives for the interview with my daughter and her dad so she could 'hear' his voice. Need I say where this request ranks on the CBS News priority list.

 

And that's the way it was for me on July 20, 1969.

 


 

*New*

 

Gribenes Stuffed Matzo Balls

or

Suicide 101 How to Die with a Smile

By Mrs. Sy Baron

 

I have no idea why I decided to make chicken soup on a hot summer day, but make it I did.  The full monty, the whole shebang!

 

After frying a few pieces of chicken liver with sauteed onions, I made the gribenes and stirred it into the liver mixture.

 

I formed the matzo balls as usual (box recipe), refrigerated for half hour and then pushed my thumb  through the middle (not all the way down), and filled with the gribenes and liver.  Then closed up the   hole and refrigerated for an hour.

 

Boiled 6 quarts of water, dropped in the balls which sank.  About 20 minutes after they began to float they were ready to be consumed in the soup.

 

Needless to say, they were abso-freakin'-lutely incredibly spectacularly delicious.

 

Within an hour, my fallen family took to their beds after massive doses of Pepto and Milanta. Chest pains followed but we all had a smile on our face.

Had to make that once in my life.  If you've got a strong constitution, give it a try. 

Good Luck & Enjoy!

 

Gribenes

  4 cups chicken fat and skin, cut into 1/2-inch pieces or smaller

  Kosher salt

  Pinch of pepper

  1 cup onion rings, about 1/8-inch thick

 

  1. Wash fat and skin well in a colander, and pat dry.
  2. Place in a heavy skillet, and sprinkle lightly with salt and pepper. 
  3. Cook, uncovered, over low heat
  4. When the fat starts to melt and get slightly brown, add onions
  5. Continue cooking until onions and cracklings are golden brown and crunchy. 
  6. When partially cooled, strain over a bowl to remove onions and cracklings,
  7. Refrigerate them in a covered glass jar until ready to eat.

 


 

*New*

 

The One Flaw In Women

Submitted by: Helen Wright

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
--and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't, "the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18-hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed "but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel...

The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors...
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
PLEASE share with women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are.

 


 

The Marines Want This To Roll Allover....

Submitted by: Helen Wright

 

This is my nephew.  Please remember him and all those who are serving in your prayers.  This war has finally hit closer to home for me.  I would really appreciate

your prayers for Josh.

Michelle Martin

 

My Joshua is a Marine and he leaves for Afghanistan on July 20th so I am sending you this so you can help me Pray him home alive and well.

Thank You all for your prayers for my son.......The Marine

 

 

THE MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S.

Let's send it around the world.

 

This is a poem being sent from a Marine

to his Dad. For those who take the time

to read it, you'll see a letter from him to

his dad at the bottom. It makes you truly

thankful for not only the Marines, but

 

ALL of our Troops.

THE MARINE

We all came together,

Both young and old

To fight for our freedom,

To stand and be bold.

In the midst of all evil,

We stand our ground,

And we protect our country

From all terror around.

Peace and not war,

Is what some people say.

But I'll give my life,

So you can live the American way

I give you the right

To talk of your peace.

To stand in your groups,

and protest in our streets.

But still I fight on,

I don't fuss, I don't whine.

I'm just one of the people!

Who is doing your time.

I'm harder than nails,

Stronger than any machine.

I'm the immortal soldier,

I'm a U.S. MARINE!

So stand in my shoes,

And leave from your home.

Fight for the people who hate you,

With the protests they've shown.

Fight for the stranger,

Fight for the young.

So they all may have,

The greatest freedom you've won

Fight for the sick,

Fight for the poor

Fight for the cripple,

Who lives next door.

But when your time comes,

Do what I've done.

For if you stand up for freedom,

You'll stand when the fight's done

By: Corporal Aaron M. Gilbert, US Marine Corps

USS SAIPAN, PERSIAN GULF

Hey Dad,

 

Do me a favor and label this 'The Marine' and send it to everybody on your email list. Even leave this letter in it. I want this rolling all over the US; I want every home reading it. Every eye seeing it. And every heart to feel it. So can you please send this for me? I would but my email time isn't that long and I don't have much time anyway.

 

You know what Dad? I wondered what it would be like to truly understand what JFK said in His inaugural speech. 'When the time comes to lay down my life for my country, I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it.' Well, now I know. And I do. Dad, I welcome the opportunity to do what I do. Even though I have left behind a beautiful wife, and I will miss the birth of our first born child, I would do it 70 times over to fight for the place that God has made for my home. I love you all and I miss you very much. I wish I could be there when Sandi has our baby, but tell her that I love her, and Lord willing, I will be coming home soon. Give Mom a great big hug from me and give one to yourself too.

Aaron

 

Please let this marine (and all our military) know we care by passing his poem onto your friends even if you don't usually take time to forward mail...do it this time!

 

Thanks,

Let's help Aaron's dad spread the word .... FREEDOM isn't FREE Someone pays for you and me.

 

God bless you!

 

 


 

Thank You Sarah Palin

Submitted by: Mrs. Sy Baron

 

Thank you Sarah Palin for dethroning Fran Drescher & Edith Bunker as the most annoying voice .

 

Thank you Sarah Palin for replacing Hillary Clinton type pantsuits with short skirts showing leg.

 

Thank you Sarah Palin for making the Bridge to Nowhere toll free.

 

Thank you Sarah Palin for defining a 'gotcha' question, to be what newspapers do you read.

 

Thank you Sarah Palin for breathing new life into Saturday Night Live.

 

Thank you Sarah Palin for renewing interest in banned books,making most Alaskan high school students   more literate than you are.

 

Thank you Sarah Palin for teaching us a new way to connect with people, winking.

 

Thank you Sarah Palin for confirming that beauty IS only skin deep.

 


 

The Sounds of Hypocrisy

Submitted by: Linda K.

 

Republicans have often bellowed from the rooftops about moral conduct have really become nothing but hypocrites! They rally around anti-gay laws, and ends up being participate/caught in a gay liaisons, and the Republicans that wanted to have Clinton impeached are now caught up in illusive extra marital affairs themselves.

 

And what is this about? Some Republicans are saying that ‘they” are the only ones who love our country and support our troops. Have they lost their minds? I don’t know or associate with anyone that does not support our troops or love this great country of ours, and I have friends with many different political ideologies!

 


 

Ann Margaret....Woman of the Year story

Submitted by: Frosty

 

Viet Nam 1966 

 

 

 

Richard, (my husband), never really talked a lot about his time in Viet Nam other than he had been shot by a sniper. However, he had a rather grainy, 8 x 10 black and white photo he had taken at a USO show of Ann Margaret with Bob Hope in the background that was one of his treasures. 

 

A few years ago, Ann Margaret was doing a book signing at a local bookstore.  Richard wanted to see if he could get her to sign the treasured photo so he arrived at the bookstore at 12 o'clock for the 7:30 signing. 

 

When I got there after work, the line went all the way a round the bookstore, circled the parking lot and disappeared behind a parking garage. Before her appearance, bookstore employees announced that she would sign only her book and no memorabilia would be permitted. 

 

Richard was disappointed, but wanted to show her the photo and let her know how much those shows meant to lonely GI's so far from home. Ann Margaret came out looking as beautiful as ever and, as second in line, it was soon Richard's turn. 

 

He presented the book for her signature and then took out the photo. When he did, there were many shouts from the employees that she would not sign it. Richard said, 'I understand. I just wanted her to see it.' 

 

She took one look at the photo, tears welled up in her eyes and she said, 'This is one of my gentlemen from Viet Nam and I most certainly will sign his photo. I know what these men did for their country and I always have time for 'my gentlemen.'' 

 

With that, she pulled Richard across the table and planted a big kiss on him. She then made quite a to-do about the bravery of the young men she met over the years, how much she admired them, and how much she appreciated them. There weren't too many dry eyes among those close enough to hear. She then posed for pictures and acted as if he were the only one there. 

 

Later at dinner, Richard was very quiet. When I asked if he'd like to talk about it, my big strong husband broke down in tears. 'That's the first time anyone ever thanked me for my time in the Army,' he said. 

 

That night was a turning point for him. He walked a little straighter and, for the first time in years, was proud to have been a Vet. I'll never forget Ann Margaret for her graciousness and how much that small act of kindness meant to my husband. 

 

I now make it a point to say 'Thank you' to every person I come across who served in our Armed Forces. Freedom does not come cheap and I am grateful for all those who have served their country. 

 

Perhaps this story will help others to become aware of how important it is to acknowledge the contribution our service people make.

 

 

On behalf of those who DO appreciate all that you did for us, thank you to each of you who receive this message who have served or are serving our country in the armed services or any other service. 

 

 

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM!

 


 

Accused Child Molester or Global Pop Icon

Mrs. Sy Baron

 

Are we living in some kind of bizzaro world. Any loss of life is tragic, but this man was arrested more than once as an accused child molester.  Now a flip of the remote to any channel & every newscaster is singing his praises. (pun intended).   Have we all gone mad. I shall say no more lest you figure out of whom I speak.

 


 

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