Kid Cary

 
     
 
     
 

Don’t Choke

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s the retired three-time Hot Dog Eating Champion of Las Vegas 1998, 1999 & 2001, I am appalled by the stories about hot dogs being a choking hazard. This is an assault on an American Icon. What’s next Baseball, Apple Pie, or even Motherhood? I have woofed down thousands of Hot Dogs in my undefeated career, and I never choked once on a hot dog. Before anyone passes a law to change the shape of Hot Dogs, as a professional eater, I give children and adults my best advice:

To avoid choking, chew your food.

Kid Cary and His Nurse

 
     
 
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