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his Week:Dinair Airbrushing Makeup, Stephen Hawking on Aliens, Joni Mitchell Insults Bob Dylan and Madonna, The Dancing Boys of Afghanistan, Chelsea Handler’s Audition Sex Tape, Radio Waves from M82 Galaxy, Noah’s Ark Found, and more…

Dinair Airbrushing Makeup. Have you noticed how TV stars look so flawless—even HD? They are being airbrushed! Last week I went to Salon Bellagio in Bellagio Hotel and Casino for a demonstration of Dinair Airbrush Makeup. So impressed, I then spent two days at the Esthetics, Cosmetics and Spa Convention inspired by Dinair.

Dinair has been the leader in airbrush makeup since 1981 in the entertainment industry and is now offering kits and instructions to the public! But it is Dinair’s founder, Dina Ousley (pictured), who is the real revelation and star. Dina is so approachable that I think she is now my best friend—everyone loved her!

Dina is an award-winning professional makeup artist and cosmetologist and the originator of the airbrush makeup technique that revolutionized the cosmetics industry.

The flawless face is now a necessity because of High Definition Television and photography. Dinair anticipated that everyone will be seen, filmed and photographed in HD and developed the first high definition, daily wear airbrush makeup. We can all look flawless all the time!

(Photo: Steffanie Ming getting her hair sparkled after an airbrushing makeup session with Dina at Salon Bellagio.) Yes, Dina does all the training, teaching, and makeup application. And, her staff adores her!

With Dinair, there is no need for photoshopping your photos after the fact.

Easy to use and experiment with, the Dinair Airbrushing Makeup kit will change the entire world of cosmetics. Every month, Dinair gives away 4 kits, so sign up! www.airbrushmakeup.com

Stephen Hawking on Aliens. Hawking has never seen a UFO. If UFOs are flying around, landing, and being tracked on radar—some say for decades—no one has told Hawking.

How come?

Shouldn’t Hawking be part of the welcoming committee?

Hawking is one of the most famous and beloved scientists in the world—with a reputation that places him right next to Albert Einstein—but he is still looking around for signs of alien microbes.

Hawking, hailed as a genius, issues a dire warning to mankind in a new Discovery Channel series called “Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking”: Don’t look for alien life because you may not like what you find.

“Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonize whatever planets they could reach,” Hawking said in the program on ETs. “If so, it makes sense for them to exploit each new planet for material to build more spaceships so they could move on. Who knows what the limits would be?”

In this episode that aired April 25th, Hawking suggests an alien species could be capable of harnessing solar energy to open up a wormhole in space to travel to distant parts of the universe.

“It might be possible to collect the energy from an entire star,” he says. “To do that they could deploy millions of mirrors in space, encircling the whole sun and feeding the power to one single collection point.”

The 68-year-old scientist says a visit by extraterrestrials to Earth would be like Christopher Columbus arriving in the Americas, “which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

Madonna, Bob Dylan Get Insulted. Folk singer and legend Joni Mitchell said: “Bob is not authentic at all. He’s a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I. Americans have decided to be stupid and shallow since 1980. Madonna is like Nero; she marks the turning point.”

Former supermodel Paulina Porizkova (who is married to Ric Ocasek, lead singer for the rock band The Cars) has launched a fierce attack on plastic surgery fans Heidi Montag (pictured), Madonna and Kate Hudson.

Porizkova reportedly likened Montag, who had 10 plastic-surgery procedures in one day, to a “cheap, plastic pool float.” Porizkova blogged on Modelinia.com: “Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well-shaped, and somewhat hairy Italian girl has ended as a cool Nordic blonde. She is starting to sort of melt away into the stew of the famous women over-50-high-cheek-boned blondes-who-cannot-frown.”

As for Hudson, who has reportedly had breast implants, Porizkova said: “She just looks like any Californian blonde actress. Instead of enhancing, she has diminished herself.”

For Madonna, it is no longer about fame or money—now its “relevancy.” She has none. Being a spiritual guru via Kabala and a political poser/goodwill interloper with her charity “Raising Malawi,” Madonna still does not have a royal title or “relevancy.”

The Dancing Boys of Afghanistan. I’m still shaken over PBS’s Frontline “The Dancing Boys of Afghanistan”that exposes the popular practice called Bacha Bazi, in which young Afghan boys are sold to warlords and powerful businessmen to be trained as dancers who perform for male audiences in women’s clothing and are then used and traded for sex.

The men in the program were proud to show off their boy companions as their “mistresses.”

Islamic clerics say those involved should be stoned for sodomy, forbidden under Islamic law.

The boys are dressed in women’s clothes, have bells on their feet and have artificial breasts. Having the best-looking boy and the best dancer is a mark of prestige.

See what happens when a culture hides women in burqas? Men go after young boys and are proud of it!

Everyone tries to have the best, most handsome and good-looking boy. The men say they lavish money and gifts on their boys. Wives often know and do not care. There does not seem to be any cultural shame in enjoying Bacha Bazi or keeping a boy as a sexual companion.

Noah’s Ark Found. Greece may be on the verge of economic collapse, but its neighbor Turkey has just found a tourist goldmine—Noah’s Ark!

The remains of Noah’s Ark have been found 12,000 ft. up a Turkish mountain, it was claimed this week.

A group of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers say carbon testing on remains found on Mount Ararat show they are 4,800 years old, around the time when the ark was said to be afloat.

There are no external images of the site and the Hong Kong-based group refuse to say precisely where they made their discovery until the Turkish government designate it an archaeological site.

The team of 15 brought back from the site wooden remains and strands of rope which they believe was used for keeping animals.

The group has refused to say exactly where the discovery was made as they are waiting for the Turkish government to designate the area an archaeological site. The team is the first of its kind to be endorsed by the Turkish government.

Local Turkish officials will ask the central government in Ankara to apply for UNESCO World Heritage status so the site can be protected and pave the way for a major archaeological dig.

I have a suggestion to solve Europe’s debt crisis—reveal the historic treasures hidden in vaults to boost tourism. What do you think the Vatican has locked up?

Remember the 1984–1985 famine in Ethiopia? Close to 8 million people became famine victims during the drought of 1984, and over 1 million died.

But the Ethiopian government still kept the Ark of the Covenant hidden away. Imagine the venue that would have been generated had they opened The Chapel of the Tablet at the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion in Axum (pictured) where the Ethiopian Orthodox Church claims to possess the Ark of the Covenant? I’m not saying they should open it and have tourists look inside, but why not have us view it from a safe distance?

We gawk at the mummified pharaohs and nobody is outraged (only me!).

The Ark of the Covenant at Axum cannot be seen by anyone but the High Priest of Axum, an elderly and especially holy monk who is charged with its care and preservation for life. He cannot leave the small yard that surrounds the chapel, and he is expected to name his successor on his deathbed. The present custodian with this privilege and burden is named Abba Tesfa Mariam.

Here is an example of the perfect venue stream that could save Europe: People would gladly pay for the privilege of being the custodian of The Chapel of the Tablet for a few hours.

Chelsea Handler Made A Sex Tape As Her Audition Tape. WOW! So this is how you get an audition in Hollywood!

I often skip Jon Stewart’s “The Daily Show” to watch E! Channel’s “Chelsea Lately.” I love Chelsea Handler! Her books, Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea and Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang are best sellers. RadarOnline.com has viewed the tape in its entirety and Chelsea stars with a male partner, who speaks with a clear British accent.

Chelsea and her partner are both clearly naked, her nipples are visible and the action is clearly not simulated. The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment.

Chelsea begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

RadarOnline.com confirmed that the tape was sent out to Hollywood agents as a demo tape when Chelsea was looking to secure work. If it was an attempt to get noticed, it worked!

“This is an old demo tape that Chelsea had put together just a couple years after moving out to Hollywood when she was trying to make it as a comedienne,” the source who showed RadarOnline.com the tape said.

“Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs,” the source continues.

Chelsea addressed the sex tape on her show. She claims the tape was part of a comedy audition she filmed and that last month someone tried to blackmail her for $1 million dollars over it. She said why should she pay someone $1 million dollars for something she already had?

Radio Waves from the M82 Galaxy. There is something strange in the cosmic neighborhood. An unknown object in the nearby galaxy M82 has started sending out radio waves, and the emission does not look like anything seen anywhere in the universe before.

"We don’t know what it is," says co-discoverer Tom Muxlow of Jodrell Bank Centre for Astrophysics near Macclesfield, UK.

The thing appeared in May last year, while Muxlow and his colleagues were monitoring an unrelated stellar explosion in M82 using the MERLIN network of radio telescopes in the UK. A bright spot of radio emission emerged over only a few days, quite rapidly in astronomical terms. www.abovetopsecret.com